Meet Edward, a connoisseur of the wonderfully niche aesthetic known as hedgecore—where overgrown gardens, mossy fences, and secret green paths aren't just scenery, they're a lifestyle. When not wandering through forgotten hedgerows or curating the perfect "cottage-meets-chaos" vibe, Edward is likely mid-facepalm—an art they've mastered thanks to a deep appreciation for the absurd, the ironic, and the tragically predictable. With one foot in the forest and the other firmly planted in existential bewilderment, Edward brings humor, style, and just the right amount of foliage to every situation.